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What’s A “Bloomberg Minute”?

With regard to…prison rape? It appears to be a new term recently coined by Tracey Ullman, in the clip above, wherein the Bubba to Bernie Madoff’s bitch rolls over and tells the Ponz Master, “Give me a...

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Serious Question Of The Day

“If Megan Fox were a Hollywood stock, should you buy, sell, or hold?” At least […]

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Are Strippers Finally Getting The Thanks They Deserve?

Time was, if you were an exotic dancer, your customers probably wouldn’t have thanked you […]

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Help Spring Lenny Dykstra Out Of The Clink Today (Update)

As you may have heard, Lenny Dykstra is currently sitting in jail on bankruptcy fraud […]

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Attention Would-Be Thieves: Bridgewater Associates Take Their Buns Of Steel...

Last Friday afternoon, while many a financial services employee was dealing with the fallout of […]

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What Quality Paper Was Scott Thompson’s Yahoo Résumé Printed On? Inquiring...

Do you know what time it is? Nearly 1PM, EDT. The significance? That it is […]

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Yahoo! RésuméGate: Day 6

Patti S. Hart, the Yahoo director who headed the board search committee that picked Scott Thompson as the company’s chief executive, will not stand for re-election, a person briefed on the matter told...

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Greek Exit From Euro Will Have Dire Consequences On Erotic Underwear Sales

Only a quarter of the 300 to 400 sex shops that once existed in Athens […]

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Donald Trump Offers How-To-Guide Re: Dealing With Disgruntled Employees...

Got an unhappy employee (or former employee) on your hands who's decided to channel his or her anger by penning an Op-Ed in a major publication detailing egregious acts being committed at your firm...

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CFA Police: “The Candidate Was Moving His Hat And Hands Around Using What...

Yesterday, at approximately 10:30AM, scores of financial services employees breathed a collective sigh of relief. Relief that months of studying had paid off in the form of a passing score on the Level...

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Pen And Pencil Watch ’13: Deutsche Bank

Remember when Citigroup announced it was going to save a bunch of money by banning color copies and requiring employees to print on both sides? Deutsche Bank appears to be taking a play from that...

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Seamless Watch ’13: Macquarie

On the heels of this, the Aussies have taken an ax to (weekend) food allowances and its (junior) mistmakers, for one, are having none of it!

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Horror In The Hamptons: Rosé Shortage Edition

It could come to rationing. Good luck finding your favorite bottle of rosé in the […]

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Horror In The Hamptons: Million Dollar Rentals Just Sitting On The Market,...

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