What’s A “Bloomberg Minute”?
With regard to…prison rape? It appears to be a new term recently coined by Tracey Ullman, in the clip above, wherein the Bubba to Bernie Madoff’s bitch rolls over and tells the Ponz Master, “Give me a...
View ArticleSerious Question Of The Day
“If Megan Fox were a Hollywood stock, should you buy, sell, or hold?” At least one thing to take into consideration is that she’s had Shia Labeouf’s tongue in her mouth. [NYM] Continue reading »Follow...
View ArticleAre Strippers Finally Getting The Thanks They Deserve?
Time was, if you were an exotic dancer, your customers probably wouldn’t have thanked you for that lap dance you so deftly performed. Ingrates, the lot of them, but what could you do? But now? That...
View ArticleHelp Spring Lenny Dykstra Out Of The Clink Today (Update)
As you may have heard, Lenny Dykstra is currently sitting in jail on bankruptcy fraud charges. The man once named investor of the century by Jim Cramer could prepare for his upcoming trial in the...
View ArticleAttention Would-Be Thieves: Bridgewater Associates Take Their Buns Of Steel...
Last Friday afternoon, while many a financial services employee was dealing with the fallout of receiving a bonus they did not believe to be commensurate with the work they put in for 2011, Bridgewater...
View ArticleWhat Quality Paper Was Scott Thompson’s Yahoo Résumé Printed On? Inquiring...
Do you know what time it is? Nearly 1PM, EDT. The significance? That it is over an hour past the deadline hedge fund manager Dan Loeb put the Yahoo board on to fire CEO Scott Thompson and director...
View ArticleYahoo! RésuméGate: Day 6
Patti S. Hart, the Yahoo director who headed the board search committee that picked Scott Thompson as the company’s chief executive, will not stand for re-election, a person briefed on the matter told...
View ArticleGreek Exit From Euro Will Have Dire Consequences On Erotic Underwear Sales
Only a quarter of the 300 to 400 sex shops that once existed in Athens have survived the crisis, and business looked bleak for those who brought their wares to Greece’s biggest sex fair-the Athens...
View ArticleDonald Trump Offers How-To-Guide Re: Dealing With Disgruntled Employees...
Got an unhappy employee (or former employee) on your hands who’s decided to channel his or her anger by penning an Op-Ed in a major publication detailing egregious acts being committed at your firm...
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CFA Police: “The Candidate Was Moving His Hat And Hands Around Using What...
Yesterday, at approximately 10:30AM, scores of financial services employees breathed a collective sigh of relief. Relief that months of studying had paid off in the form of a passing score on the Level...
View ArticlePen And Pencil Watch ’13: Deutsche Bank
Remember when Citigroup announced it was going to save a bunch of money by banning color copies and requiring employees to print on both sides? Deutsche Bank appears to be taking a play from that...
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Seamless Watch ’13: Macquarie
On the heels of this, the Aussies have taken an ax to (weekend) food allowances and its (junior) mistmakers, for one, are having none of it! Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a...
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Horror In The Hamptons: Rosé Shortage Edition
It could come to rationing. Good luck finding your favorite bottle of rosé in the Hamptons this weekend — or any pink vino for that matter. We hear rumblings that restaurants and wine shops are low on...
View ArticleSerious Question Of The Day
“If Megan Fox were a Hollywood stock, should you buy, sell, or hold?” At least […]
View ArticleAre Strippers Finally Getting The Thanks They Deserve?
Time was, if you were an exotic dancer, your customers probably wouldn’t have thanked you […]
View ArticleHelp Spring Lenny Dykstra Out Of The Clink Today (Update)
As you may have heard, Lenny Dykstra is currently sitting in jail on bankruptcy fraud […]
View ArticleAttention Would-Be Thieves: Bridgewater Associates Take Their Buns Of Steel...
Last Friday afternoon, while many a financial services employee was dealing with the fallout of […]
View ArticleWhat Quality Paper Was Scott Thompson’s Yahoo Résumé Printed On? Inquiring...
Do you know what time it is? Nearly 1PM, EDT. The significance? That it is […]
View ArticleYahoo! RésuméGate: Day 6
Patti S. Hart, the Yahoo director who headed the board search committee that picked Scott Thompson as the company’s chief executive, will not stand for re-election, a person briefed on the matter told...
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